Ultimate Nerds

This is a chat I had with two of the other Ultimate Nerds Members, Jonathan(Reius) and Phillip (pallanza).  We told a story about five words at a time.  It got rather rediculous.

Warning, it’s rather long

Pallanza says:

His power level is over

malec2b says:

but his mind is strong

Reius Aldrich says:

enough to withstand a

Pallanza says:

Chris Tucker, starring along with

malec2b says:

a giant mushroom who can

Reius Aldrich says:

eat other mushrooms to

Pallanza says:

convert into cheap, clean-burning

malec2b says:

donkeys, who when burnt can

Reius Aldrich says:

fart to create gigantic fireballs.

Pallanza says:

“THIS CAN’T BE THE END

malec2b says:

 FOR I WILL NOT ALLOW

Reius Aldrich says:

THE FIREBALLING DONKEYS TO

Pallanza says:

GET SAND IN MY EXPLICIT AREA”

Reius Aldrich says:

[falls over laughing]

malec2b says:

, he said to his doctor

Reius Aldrich says:

, who nodded and smiled

Pallanza says:

and promptly lubed his fist.

malec2b says:

“”there you go dr. crazyman”

Reius Aldrich says:

, “that feels much better.

Pallanza says:

Don’t drop the soap in

malec2b says:

there again, he thought to

Reius Aldrich says:

himself, remembering what happened

Pallanza says:

when he had drank the

malec2b says:

sacred donkey juice that allowed

Reius Aldrich says:

him to emit strange appendages from

Pallanza says:

EXPLICIT AREA THAT IS CENSORED.

malec2b says:

“Now, to begin my plan”

Reius Aldrich says:

, he said, and began to

Pallanza says:

don his unbelievably small ninja

malec2b says:

suit, which he stole from

Reius Aldrich says:

a ninja (duh) in Little Tokyo.

Pallanza says:

“Ha, with my super powerful

malec2b says:

Mega Ultra super cannon of

Reius Aldrich says:

Ninjaness, I will destroy all of

Pallanza says:

my embarassing family picture albums

malec2b says:

and there is noone that

Reius Aldrich says:

can stop me from doing so!”

Pallanza says:

On the other side of

malec2b says:

the moon, where my base

malec2b says:

*his base

Reius Aldrich says:

lies, a certain tentacled monster

Pallanza says:

called PedoBear, loli-defiler

malec2b says:

meanwhile, in a less perverted

Reius Aldrich says:

area of the base, a lady

Pallanza says:

drank Mexican water, and contracted

malec2b says:

a music agent, with a

Reius Aldrich says:

penchant for shiny disco balls.

malec2b says:

uh…

Pallanza says:

He was promptly fired. But

malec2b says:

while he was working for

Reius Aldrich says:

the government of Soviet Russia

Pallanza says:

,where government obeys you, not.

malec2b says:

he happened to come across

Reius Aldrich says:

a certain starving asian hobo

Pallanza says:

that was eating delicious rat

malec2b says:

and he took the hobo

Reius Aldrich says:

and ate him.

Reius Aldrich says:

(WTF.)

malec2b says:

( you said it )

Reius Aldrich says:

(Soooo?! )

Pallanza says:

-_- Anyways.

Pallanza says:

But the hobo had genital

Reius Aldrich says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

malec2b says:

yes, genital hahahahahaha

Reius Aldrich says:

Exactly

Reius Aldrich says:

Er, but it’s your turn

Reius Aldrich says:

So go

malec2b says:

that was my turn, a reiteration

Pallanza says:

Oh.

Reius Aldrich says:

“But the hobo had genital hahaha,

which causes the victim to

Pallanza says:

tickle various pickle-shaped items.

malec2b says:

that, for now will be

Reius Aldrich says:

referred to as ‘bobbly bits’.

Pallanza says:

Even though they’re not bobbly.

Reius Aldrich says:

[How do YOU know?]

malec2b says:

[wow]

Pallanza says:

(Because every time I take a step, it doesn’t jiggle up and down. Now shut up, and continue the story)

malec2b says:

meanwhile, on the planet earth

Reius Aldrich says:

[they don’t jiggle for you, ’cause. uh…. you’re. uh, wearing a thong.]

things happened and babies cried.

malec2b says:

[THEY!?]

Reius Aldrich says:

[it.]

Reius Aldrich says:

[whatever.]

malec2b says:

[yeah, I was gonna say…]

Reius Aldrich says:

[boobs?]

malec2b says:

[picle shaped boobs?]

Pallanza says:

(Just get on with the fricken’ story)

malec2b says:

[* pickle]

Reius Aldrich says:

it’s your turn, pally

Reius Aldrich says:

“Meanwhile, on the planet Earth, things happened and babies cried”

Pallanza says:

Okay.

Pallanza says:

out for their mushed up

malec2b says:

[man, we so have to put this up on the sight]

malec2b says:

[* site]

Reius Aldrich says:

Go, Alec

malec2b says:

oh

malec2b says:

giant  piles of fruit flavored

Reius Aldrich says:

pickle-shaped bits, which were made by

Reius Aldrich says:

[THE BOBBLING OF BOOBS. ]

malec2b says:

[prestididgitation]

Reius Aldrich says:

[HAHA! Nice. Pally, go.]

Pallanza says:

a factory in the desert.

malec2b says:

which was in fact working

Reius Aldrich says:

for Dr. McCrazy

malec2b says:

[dr. crazyman]

Reius Aldrich says:

[Whatever.]

Pallanza says:

the evil dentist-pirate who

malec2b says:

in creating the world, actually

Reius Aldrich says:

made it so that bars of

Pallanza says:

aluminum foil were rather delicious

Reius Aldrich says:

[Alec]?

malec2b says:

oh

malec2b says:

but this lead to mass

Pallanza says:

Jon.

Pallanza says:

Go.

Reius Aldrich says:

[Sorry, dealt with an ochem problem]

of strange-looking suckered

Pallanza says:

lollipops filled with delicious ice

malec2b says:

icles… of doom and dest

Reius Aldrich says:

ruction that smelled like

Pallanza says:

horribly-smelling smells of disgusting.

malec2b says:

eventally, the burning donkeys entered

Reius Aldrich says:

and farted, destroy everything in

Reius Aldrich says:

destroying*

Pallanza says:

disco inferno, burn, baby burn

malec2b says:

and the man took the mushroom

Reius Aldrich says:

and ate it, causing large

Pallanza says:

pimples to break out in

malec2b says:

which popped of and became

Reius Aldrich says:

warts located in a certain

Reius Aldrich says:

HOLLABACK GIRL!

Reius Aldrich says:

Ignore that.

Pallanza says:

Alright.

malec2b says:

uh…

Pallanza says:

track, but it’s not because

malec2b says:

they were evil, it’s just

Reius Aldrich says:

that they were misunderstood by

Pallanza says:

Kenny Rogers, but that’s okay.

Reius Aldrich says:

[Because no one really cares.]

malec2b says:

as they soon became donkeys

Reius Aldrich says:

Pinocchio showed up and

Pallanza says:

ate human flesh, becoming human.

malec2b says:

but was defeated by the

Reius Aldrich says:

smelly socks of turtly greenness

Pallanza says:

But it wasn’t the end

Reius Aldrich says:

?

malec2b says:

oh

malec2b says:

because dr. crazy man came back

Reius Aldrich says:

And

Reius Aldrich says:

>_>;

Pallanza says:

and turning Japanese, turning Japanese

Reius Aldrich says:

and smelled the socks, causing

Reius Aldrich says:

him to turn Japanese?

Pallanza says:

Oh, right.

Pallanza says:

Your turn.

Pallanza says:

Sorry.

Reius Aldrich says:

>.>

Pallanza says:

Go ahead.

Reius Aldrich says:

“Because Dr. Crazy Man came back and smelled the socks, causing”

Pallanza says:

Japanese turning, Japanese turning, yeah,

malec2b says:

after Japan had finnished turning,

Reius Aldrich says:

it looked like a

Pallanza says:

giant anime smiley face, KAWAII!!!11!!!111!1!1!!!!

Pallanza says:

^LOL CHEAP SHOT AT WAPANESE

Reius Aldrich says:

[damnit.]

malec2b says:

and thus the world was

Reius Aldrich says:

sad because one of their favorite

Pallanza says:

sources for panty shots died.

malec2b says:

But there was one hope

Reius Aldrich says:

, in a certain

Pallanza says:

harddrive, thousands of panty shots

malec2b says:

and thus dr. crazyman went

Reius Aldrich says:

kaboom.

Pallanza says:

(is that your actual post?

Reius Aldrich says:

Yeah.

Pallanza says:

Alright.

Reius Aldrich says:

But it’s said in an 8-year old girls’ voice

Pallanza says:

(1-5 words, remember?)

Reius Aldrich says:

Kaboom is one word

Pallanza says:

Yeah.

Pallanza says:

But your other post.

Pallanza says:

The 8-year one.

malec2b says:

[that was a comment]

Pallanza says:

Oh.

Pallanza says:

BUT, THE BOY WHO KINDAMAYBESORTALIVED

malec2b says:

then went and downloaded all

Reius Aldrich says:

of the hentai of him

Pallanza says:

…wait, what? He deleted those.

Pallanza says:

^actual post.

malec2b says:

and took all the rest

Reius Aldrich says:

of the Harry Potter porn

malec2b says:

[uh…]

Pallanza says:

AND DELETED IT FOR GOOD.

malec2b says:

this saving the world [fin?]

Reius Aldrich says:

Up to you guys

Pallanza says:

*shrugs*

malec2b says:

sounds like a conclusion to me

Pallanza says:

Yeah.

Pallanza says:

WOO

Reius Aldrich says:

*cheers*

Reius Aldrich says:

Let’s post it as an Awesome Review of Paris hilton

malec2b says:

lol

malec2b says:

we can post it in the misc page that I’m going to put up

Pallanza says:

Yeah.

Reius Aldrich says:

NO!

Reius Aldrich says:

PARIS HILTON!

Reius Aldrich says:

*does weird cockroach dance*

Pallanza says:

*pulls out shoe, and squishes Jon*

Stumble it!

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